I would do a thousand washings, just to wear you I would steep you in a basin if I needed to I look around the kitchen, for some daz or maybe some Persil There doesnt seem to be any anywhere Ive got a big Bucky stain on my favorite t-shirt This is the same one I wore when I met Kurt Cobain Ill remember all the good times that we had, Oh I wont forget you The compliments that you were given by everyone You were the best t-shirt I ever had, I really hope you know The ladies loved you and the men also loved you Remember when we went to the park and we went down the chute? Remember when I even tried to learn the flute? We went a walk along the Clyde and seen a guy on a bike Then we went to the pub, and had a pint Jerry Seinfeld had a t-shirt he loved, that he called it golden boy But if I had to give you a name, Id call you Peter. Youll always be in my heart, Peter, you had a great life But now youre going to the great washing machine in the sky ( Ross ) Ive waited 3 minutes to sing this bit Youre a legend mate, you were my best mate ( Ross ) He just rhymed mate with mate he is a dick Now the time has come, I have to say goodbye
